"I have to say I didn't know what that was–I thought it was a toilet brush." Lady to Joy who was holding cotton candy in the restroom.
	"I'm not a prude about getting it on or anything but he was lame." Ro, on the male stripper.
	"I don't on purpose have butt cleavage–it just happens." Ro
	"I'm not about doubling my money–I wanna win thousands!" Ro, on gambling.
	"She's a bit of a quote freak. Watch what you say." Ro, warning her friends about me.
	"It's never too early to start the day with lip gloss." Kim
	"I'm really pissed about losing my penis." Ro on her light up pin she lost at Light the night before.
	"Not sure. I think I will head that way and if I feel like going I will. But if my car drives to the mall..." Nicki, on if she's going to class that night.
	"Let's both type hello my name is cuddle buddle and see who enters it in the fastest." 8 year old Abbers on IM
	"At the end of the shower, friends were pushing on my tummy and Isabel would kick at them... Weird - it is like having an alien inside. :0" Prego Cori
	"I'd do anything that was neutral or slightly uncomfortable." Daniel
	"No, not Australia - it's Hong Kong! (you can tell by the smog)" James on picture at the beach
	"Joe's wife gave him a puppy for his birthday, the dog's name is Napoleon and it looks way to cute (think animatronic teddy-bear)." Matt
	"So glad you had a great LV trip. Now, I just can't wait for yours. I am SO AFRAID that I am going to be prego when you have yours. Doesn't matter...I'll go anyways." Steph, on bachlorette parties
	"Basically I make pretty pictures to put on very wealthy people's universal remotes." Nicki, on her work
	"No hurry on the replies... I've gotten used to it now." James on me taking sometimes months to read and answer his emails
	"The reason I thought it was a good match is he came to work last week with stitches from a surfing accident." LesliE wanting to set up sporty Hope.
	"Today is such a lame busy bee non fun working day that I have resorted to playing the milkshake song just to amuse myself! I just can't seem to walk away from the light! booo!" Nicki
	"That place is a wedding factory." Steph, on Paradise Point in San Diego.
	"Eve is going to make a 'game-time' decision on whether she can join us." Steph, on the Gwen Stefani concert we had tickets to.
	"Just chose Coke over Pepsi in your honor." David's text to me the 1st day at work after I left. Now that's friendship.
	"Go away--we're watching the Broncos game!" Shannon, to his 3 kids.
	"Your priorities should be sex then quotes." Daniel
	"Hello cuddle buddie. I'm leaving for FL in a few hours--awesome--but I'll miss you very much." 8 year old niece Abbie's text to me.
	"I'm old now. But I'm not married, have no kids, and I don't act my age, so I'm not really a grown up yet." David on his birthday
	"There are a lot of good high school graduation names." Doodle, on naming kids.
	"Do you wanna push? Some people like to push." Krissy, to me abotu the grocery store cart.
	"That was a total indulgence of tator tots." Brian at the Vortex in Atlanta
	"Blueberries are fine in pie but not in beer." Mike's assessment of the blueberry beer Krissy recommended him to try.
	"I've said some things you've laughed pretty hard at and you didn't write those down. I'm offended." Mike
	"Sounds like you're drinking." My reply, to Boston Stacy's text. "Who me?" Her reply
	"I try not to like him but it's hard." Krissy, on Howie Day
	"Does anyone need a boyfriend?" Girl, in the bathroom at a club in Atlanta. "Why, are you giving yours away?" My response "No, I have friends who need girlfriends." Girl
	"She's rubbish." British Ed, on the girl at the club dressed up in the same Halloween costume as me.
	"I think I'll pass on getting my add grabbed." Eric, on Castro Halloween.
	"He's married. Asshole! All the rich ones are taken." Shannon, on the quarterback of the Texans.
	"You are a classy puker." Ed, to Krissy.
	"He tried to feel me up with his blow up doll." Shannon, on a guy at the club we were at for Halloween.
	"I've never seen a bald guy with a mullet before." Ed, on Terry Bradshaw.
	"I need a Kosol consultantacy." Daniel on a restaurant recommendation.
	"I'm in Amsterdam for work this whole week, is there any yummy food I can bring back for you?" Jo, being supportive--super cute.
	"I am back from Mexico (barely). Lots of fun :-) In standard form, I puked on the way to the airport." Steph, on wedding fun
	"I might hack something together.. need to hit walgreens and get some accessories.. I can't show up to the Castro with nothing on.. I'll be shunned and excommunicated from the city." Victor on Halloween
	"I saw Hope on Sat. She is a rock star with that knee. Seems to be recovering faster than most athletes." Victor
	"Umm... just got fucked." Victor's e-mail subject on getting stuck at work on Halloween.

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