"You missed the brawl in the kitchen–two of my friends started throwing punches at each other." Laurie, to me, on the late night party activities.
	"I love Ellen." Me "But how do you love her? Cause she does that you know." Bers, joking with me.
	"I should be a bag lady more often." Nicki, on my cousin and I complimenting her on how she looked on Halloween. She was a super cute Fandago person.
	"You can be the TV turned off and you can look all sad." Me, to Eric, wearing all black to the Halloween party.
	"Do I look like a hoey cowgirl?" Kimi, to me, at the Halloween party. "Do you want to?" My answer.
	"Thank you for accommodating your Asian friends." Ro, on me getting rice crackers for the party.
	"I'm over the Tiffany stuff–probably cause I got everything I wanted." Ro.
	"Since Lori is married, I'm gonna assume her hubby has a decent set of speakers..." Payless Eric, pre-party.
	"Thanks, Favorite Niece! You're the greatest! So prompt, so efficient, so lovable!!!!" My aunt with an interesting set of compliments.
	"Wow, it's 4am pacific time and I've already been at work over an hour!" Boston Mike.
	"I am a happy dude! I don't need to go anywhere except for Lemo service for Rochelle and her lover." Dad, at home one Friday. Gotta love his IM English.
	"You look like you ate a smurf." Me to Chad, after having a lollipop. "I look like I've licked its head off." Chad's response
	"I love you lots and hope you are feeling good. I will call when my voice returns!" Loeb's e-mail to me.
	"My uncle got me cable tv. In addition to two all-the-time soccer channels, there's also a channel that has either ping pong or badminton on all the time. I watch ping pong ALL THE TIME." Hong Kong living James.
	"I would recommend running away to a small country on the other side of the planet..." James, being silly on giving me advice on dealing with things.
	"I think it's a good idea to make your world smaller. You always did carry quite a heavy social load. Enviable but weighty nonetheless." James, to me.
	"What you reminded me of - I LOVE cranberry juice - if I knew how, I would get down on my hands and knees, or do what was necessary, to impersonate a cranberry." James, playing off of an entertaining story our friends know and love.
	"Too much of giving $$ away?" Me, to Jerry, on leaving his job here. "Now I'll really be giving money away :)" Gerald, on his new job in Chicago.
	"I was just thinking of you as my machine takes forever-and-a-day to install the suite." Clayton, to me. Okay... ;-)
	"Did you get anything from Alaska?" Me, to Victor after getting a pen from Kathi. "I got my girlfriend back." Victor
	"It's nice to see you. I was starting to doubt your existence." Victor, to me.
	"Prime time, Halloween night. Looks like a trick instead of a treat. At the end of the season these teams will check their goodie bags to see which draft picks they got." Addison, on the Halloween night game between the Bears and the Niners.
	"I can't wait to read my text messages every day." Eric, about his girlfriend. "That's like me but mine are from Nicki." My response. "Do they say how sweet you are?" Eric "Yes and how she has a crush on me and stuff." Me "Oh so they are the same." Eric ;-)
	"The weekend relay run was fun. I ran at 10am, 7pm and 5am. I was going to have Eve come out and cheer for me as I ran near her place at 5am, but decided I was too tired for entertainment." Hope
	"You are welcome to move to Atlanta and live with me anytime if you ever need a change of pace. :-) I would love it!!" Krissy, trying to be cheery to me.
	"You'll get to see my new townhouse and I just bought a 42" TV last night so if there's any football on we'll be all set." Krissy, to me. Man, I love her. :-)
	"They're 2-0 at night, but 0-4 during the day, and only have day games left :( Oh well." Mike, on his Bengals team. So sad that I now can relate to him. I'm even jealous of the 2 wins.
	"There will be a slide show and possible musical performance." Stopher on his Maui wedding.
	"I'm grumpy plus Baby Mice woke up at 6am to do her gymnastics in my tummy." LesliE
	"SQL *" License plate I saw on the way to work. Only in the Silicon Valley.
	"It's cold. It's in the 40s." Boston Stacy "It's cold here too--it's in the 60s." Me
	"F U." Mom, joking. "F U 2." Dad's response. "F U 2 times." Mom "F U 2 the nth degree." Dad "I guess you won that one." Mom. Yeah, they're weird.
	"You're having very good sports luck lately, aren't you?" Me, to Stacy after the Red Sox World Series win at the Patriots winning streak.
	"Now you watch baseball too?!?" Dad, to me. "Only cause it's Boston and it's the World Series–Stacy likes them." My justification.
	"She's probably the only one in the pool who's thinking the money is good for two cribs." Dice, on Ingrid still in the NFL survivor game.
	"A Microsoft shaker? Only in the Bay Area." Me at Eric C's martini party.
	"Is it the time where I can take my shoes off?" Me, at Eric's party. No, it must be when four to six people are left." Matt's mocking response.
	"Bye for now fellow single gal." Krissy's sign off on an e-mail to me.
	"Maybe we could get together in the next week or so and just hang out, nothing social, just hanging out. We could even watch Buffy or some other cheesy show and eat lots of yummy food :)" Leslie R in a cheery card to me.
	"That's a good gift for me. Now I have something to organize. Without stuff I have nothing to organize." David, on his cluttered cube birthday present.
	"I'm in the boring section." Tony, driving to LA.
	"I'm in the hilly section where they kill the cows." Tony, driving to LA.
	"I have a lazy baby I think." Anita
	"At least you placed it all in an organized manner." Neat freak David with trinkets in his cube everywhere.
	"I could have a garage sale now." David, on all of the stuff from the whole team in his cube.
	"Omigod. Omigod. Omigod." David, upon coming to a cube decorated will all sorts of stuff for his birthday.
	"I have 2 parties that night, so must make appearances at both. Will likely spend more time at yers cause you are cooler." Doodle, on the Saturday before Halloween.
	"If you don't want to get dressed up you could go as a disgruntled 9er fan. ;-)" Me, to Kimberly. "Yes, I think painting tears down my cheeks and carrying a 49er banner would be plenty - and so true!" Kimberly
	"The other day Kevin was asking her a bunch of names to see which one she liked. The only one she kicked for was Chewbacca. :)" LesliE, on her expected baby girl.
	"I must admit, I was using the dictionary in toward the middle of our chat there but the rest is from me...!!" Dad, on chatting in Spanish and French to me.
	"Hey I'm invisible do u have xray vision 2see me?" Me, to Doodle
	"Who's speaking? I can't see anyone? hello?? this is spooky!" Doodle, to invisible IM me.
	"Sweet! I'm on the quotes page twice for smiley related comments! woohoo!" Doodle
	"Now that it's cold Beeko loves to cuddle more than normal. If he were a man I'd marry him." Nicki
	"You pay for what you pay for." Dad, on dinner.
	"Do you work for my dentist?!?" Mark, on me giving him not so chewy jelly beans."
	"Thanks for calling and checking up on me even though you're so sick." Me, to Lisa "My fingers are still able to dial the number." Lisa–so cute.
	"What? You've got enough time to vote for American Idol, but not for president?" Entertaining but true Yahoo IM audible.
	"You think I've been holding up this torch for one hundred years so you can eat nachos on election day? Get out there!" Yahoo IM audible with the statue of liberty.
	"Maybe I'll start the virus scan when I am driving home. That would be real exciting. Or Spybot." Dad, at the end of his work day. "Thrilling life you have." My response "With you around, always thrilling and fun." Dad
	"Hungry face. See the tongue open and close? That's HUNGER." Dad, on the Yahoo IM smiley. "That's phbbbbt like sticking ur tongue out and making a noise at someone being unfriendly." Me "For U I am always friendly. (normal tongue face)" Dad's response
	"Just wondering...I like playing the 'What's eak's IM name mean this time' game... I can't even begin to guess...I just get entertained by the constant IM name shift." Clayton, to me on MSN IM. It's fun that I created a game without even knowing it.
	"I spent $150 on makeup last weekend. Now I just have to get up early and use it." Hope
	"I love this time of year. Pumpkin stuff everywhere!" Janelle, eating a pumpkin spice Krispy Kreme donut.
	"That's too much for me–get your damn own bike!" Tony, on bicycles built for two.
	"What happened, did you get a divorce?!" What Tony wanted to scream out to a guy riding a tandem bike alone.
	"We don't set timelines. Eve does." My boss, to a client. Funny. Do I get a cape and superpowers too?
	"I like to wonder cause then there are so many possibilities I can't even imagine. Makes me feel like an ant." Nicki, on figuring things out.
	"I like when I feel like a celebrity, so when you think of me I feel like one." Nicki, to me.
	"in love with a fruit. . . sort of . . ." James' e-mail subject about the band the Cranberries.
	"I may go to Blue Navy." Dad, meaning Old Navy.
	"The world keeps on spinning and we keep on realizing it sucks." Mers
	"Nice ff win. u whupped dave bronsen." Dice's text to me. :-) At least my fantasy team has won more than 1 game this year.
	"You sound very holey. Like swiss cheese." Nicki, to me.
	"I can cheer you up–we can watch high definition television." Ryan, trying to convince me to visit.
	"Probably going to end up with my head in a toilet like usual--I can't wait." Ryan, on what he's going to do in Vegas.
	"I wish I could lighten it up for you. I wish I had unlimited resources." Ryan, being comforting.
	"This is very plot heavy stuff." Ryan, telling stories.
	"We have our own plane and a credit card." Ryan, flying a plane across the county.
	"If I was there I would give you a really big hug and wouldn't let go until it was uncomfortable or until it was inappropriate." Ryan, to me.
	"I have to admit, I was depressed for the rest of the day, and had to listen to the post-game show on KGO to try and come down easier and hear other people bitch as much as I wanted to!" Kimberly, on the heartbreaking Niner game against the Jets.
	"What's with the name today?" Nicki, to me, the day I had a "Sam I am" IM name. "It's for you." My response, as she got to hang out with the actress who plays Sam on ER that past weekend. "Oh LOL. I so missed that." Nicki
	"Look what I did!" Krissy, sending me her Hawaii itinerary after she booked a flight for my birthday. :-)
	"Hope u r having a good football day and ur holeness is fading away!" Nicki's text to me with our lingo.
	"Thanks for the birthday call. I was hung over until 2:30.. ate fries & ketchup." Peanut Stacy
	"We are still busy moving in and getting things set up (still no TV yet. Gregg is going nuts without gilmore girls)." Cheeckers
	"I found it–20 years later it's back in style." Mom, on a tweed coat.
	"You learn a lot from kids channels." Dad, on us watching some animal show Sat am.
	"Patriots can win 20 in a row and we can't win 2!?" My frustration with the 9ers this year.
	"I'm a surprise chef." Dad, when I found a few chocolate chips in pancakes he made one morning.
	"Dad's voting based on who he wants to look at on TV for 4 years." Mom "I did it before with the peanut guy. The issues don't matter." Dad
	"I liked the westward ho pic with roho. and the corn dogs." Chris' reply to my hundreds of photos.
	"Thanks for the pics. I'm going to love showing friends pics of me partying with three hot chicks." Javy, on pics we took one night out in San Diego.
	"The bachelor party we threw for him was the bomb... Lot's of gambling, baseball, and general male bonding." Javy, on his friend's wedding festivities.
	"I wonder if they have stuff you can buy of that cute Zoloft ball guy–like t-shirts and stickers and stuff. He's so cute, I like him." Me.
	"I think depression can sometimes be a buildup of disappointments." Mom's interesting take.
	"Why are you rubbernecking?" Me, to Dad while he's driving. "I didn't look very long, Is that half a rubber?" Dad's weird response.
	"Dear, next time you wash this shirt can you shrink the hell out of it?" Dad, to mom.
	"I overate. Oh bacon!" Dad, at dinner.
	"Woah! Whatever that smiley is on, I gots to get me some of that!" Doodle, on the hypnotized Yahoo IM smiley.
	"I'm worried about a friend. She's been absent from my life lately." Daniel, to me. "Oh no! Who? What happened? My response "It's you." Daniel, to me obviously still in my clueless phase.
	"This is my Jessica Simpson day." Me, on being a moron.
	"What's the difference between tapioca pudding and rice pudding?" Me, at lunch one day. "One has rice and one has tapioca." Sylvia "What are the black beans called?" Me "Black beans." Laurie
	"Hey that woman's carrying a bomb." Dad, while driving. "What??" Me and Mom "I'm trying to cheer Eve up." Dad with his curious tactics.
	"I'm not wearing makeup either." Dad, to mom, trying to get her to go out to a store with him.
	"I don't cry over songs. I cry over stupid stuff." Nicki
	"Er, btw, what does 'idiot walking a tightrope' refer to?" Clayton, on my MSN name that week. "How I feel." My answer "Ah... I kinda thought so." Cle "Also lyrics from a Counting Crows song." Me, telling the other half of the story.
	"Hey whats up?" Ro's IM to me. "Nothing. U?" My response. "Nuthin much. I just had the best pie in the world!" Her response. Gotta love my food loving cousin!
	"We will have fun and freeze our butts in Tokyo and clammy and sticky in Thailand.." Dad, on our holiday trip.
	"Forgot my cell phone today, I feel naked." Dad's IM to me one day at work.
	"I told people I almost cried when we lost Julian and they thought I was a retard." Me, to Kimberly "No, Your emotions were completely appropriate for the situation." My understanding die hard Niner friend Kimberly.
	"Thanks for being nice to me." Me, to Mark "Anytime. Just let me know and I'll flip it on." Bers' response
	"I love when my personal tactics get acquired by others." Nicki
	"I don't have that Spanish tongue thing." Fernando, on speaking Spanish.
	"Why do they withhold pumpkin from us all year round? It's like a Cabbage Patch doll." Sylvia, frustrated by seasonal pumpkin food items.
	"Game of the Weak: Miami (0-5) at Buffalo (0-4). A scoreless tie is a humane possibility." Addison running our NFL pool.
	"The leader of the exercise said that he’d found that if you take excellent, smart people, put them together with a lot of sugar, salt, caffeine, and nearby beaches, you are going to get something special out of them." A. Heather, at a conference (it was more involved but that's the only word I could use to describe it).
	"I am obese and I'm proud of it. This is my 5th donut." Skinny Dad, late night snacking.
	"There's no limit to my speeding. I'll go as fast as I possibly can." Nicki
	"Yeah... so down .. thinking about leaving. Half the stadium left. Then suddenly the come back that nobody expected. Easy to drive out though.. since no one was left." Bers, on the Niner's first win
	"It's not a guard dog. It's an alarm." Nicki, on Ro's little dog.
	"I get nervous when the master watches me." Ro, while playing Bust a Move. "Huh?" Me, all confused. "You're the bubble master." Ro, to me. Ahhh.
	"I dropped the bomb. I dropped the bomb on you. Oh I'm not dropping the bomb on anything." Ro, while playing Bust a Move, starting all cocky and then not so much.
	"If you get bored and need something to do call me–I know directions to anywhere." Dad, to me.
	"I'm lying in bed being romaintic with Mom. I'm on my laptop and she's watching QVC." Dad's response to what he was doing Saturday morning.
	"Call if you need a 'Live' navigator. Open 24 hours." Dad, to me on driving to LA.
	"Cool. That was easy and now I'll be excited for the rest of the day." Clayton, on setting up a time next week to meet for lunch. How cute.
	"Thanks for inviting us. T was so excited at the prospect of going and then super-bummed when no babysitter could be found... I was hoping for some E-love that night." Clayton, on him and his wife's response to the Halloween party.
	"Thats from Lost. The guy I like called the killer freckles. I was feeling like a killer. :-)" Nicki, on her msn IM name Freckles.
	"As long as I can buy my girl Cheerios, it's good." Kevin H., on a job.
	"You're still a young whipper snapper, I'm an old man." Kevin H. with a wife, house, and kid, to me. Well, if you use a phrase like "whipper snapper." ;-)
	"I'm done being responsible." Tiff, to me, on how she never drank at Synapta events as the HR director.
	"Is it cause I spit red wine on everyone?" Tiff, on Daniel not inviting her out.
	"It's better when they're paperbacks. Hardcovers break things." Tiff, on being unhappy with a book.
	"That was during my experimental phase." Heidi, on reading a Tom Robbins book she loaned me.
	"I'd watch Robert Redford in anything. I'd watch him paint a room." Loeby
	"You said something earlier but I don't remember what it was." Me "I'm sure it was something adorable." Loeby
	"You're a working person. I just sit at home and drink." Tiff, to me, on driving Loeby to her lasik eye surgery.
	"We've already had one glass, we're no judge of wine." Tiff, on choosing a wine, to the waitress at Pizza Antica in Santana Row after an hour at the V bar.
	"We're preppy. We're not Raider fans lookin for a fight. We're Niner fans lookin' to pick a fight with Raider fans!!!!!" Works by me Eric, on inviting some of his friends to the Halloween party.
	"I am stuck in a mtg so I am being sneaky and sending you these notes... They said "no IM" but they didn't say "no laptops" so I am pretending to take notes... Heehee." Lisa, checkin up on me.
	"On Friday mornings we try to do a nice breakfast and then I bake cookies for all the people I've pissed off during the week." A. Heather, sharing her daily schedule in Iraq.
	"Listen to some sarah for me next time you visit the dark place." Chris, to me. Funny that he doesn't even know Ryan.
	"I saw the coolest costume ever. They have this convention every year... There was this chick with a stormtrooper costume." Tripper
	"Thank you. Treat me again next time." Grandpa, to me, after I paid for a meal we had.
	"Has anyone ever looked at the ceiling? It just occurred to me we should never do that again." Lisa, at the Farmhouse
	"When he starts in with the mom jokes you know it's all over." Lisa, about Daniel's gambling ways.
	"Don't quote me on that–that's just stupid. I don't want to have to reread that." Daniel, to me.
	"I was nice the first half of the evening. Now that's it's coming to the take his money part of the evening, I don't have to sugar coat it." Daniel, about talking smack to Bryan.
	"About two more and he'll be ready for the Farmhouse." Daniel, about Bryan at Chevy's. "He'll be ready for the outhouse." Loeby
	"Everyone should be that hungry–it's a Manwich meal." Daniel, on his regular Chevy's fajita for two meal.
	"You're only allowed to quote me if I say hi to my wife or no to a stripper." Daniel, to me.
	"I'm gonna make you my honorary everything, You can be my honorary wife tonight." Daniel, to me.
	"Another Sturiale fell asleep in my arms. I'm good with the under age women." Daniel, after visiting Malty's baby.
	"Imagine that. A wedding during a Niner game!" Me, on an upcoming wedding. "That's something I'd do. Don't worry, I'd understand if you didn't come." Nicki, to me. Ha ha.
	"Definitely an over-sporter weekend." Hope, on her upcoming plans.
	"I am sitting at my desk eating a gigantic marble bar donut. Probably a bad call." Steph
	"Awww....you saw Rich!! Tell him I say hello! I miss my Synaptans." D-Love, to Lisa.
	"Can't let the bad back win. Must overcome. 'We don't negotiate with backs.'" Laurie, on her hurt back not affecting our Halloween party.
	"Wow, you are definitely the smiley expert. I am very impressed with your smilage. I bow to your smilage abilities." Doodle, on IM to me.
	"Lots to be glad for. Fun friends and good food and sunny days." Dice's cheer up text to me. Throw in TiVo and almost covers it all.
	"Hehe what a fun way to start the day...Eve quotes." Nicki, upon getting a quote update note.

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