"We were just talking about the vodka bar, so I thought of you." Quynh, at work, to me.
	"Contemplating stopping at tjs." Me "Do it. Bread and cheese. Herb slab. :-)" The other husband Yed.
	"Guess we're having bread and cheese for dinner." My text to Mike after grocery shopping. "And wine? :-)" His response
	"So I am famous living in a California National Landmark. I have to start charging you admission fee to visit here! I can give u a tour of the old wine stomping machine in the park, it's still there. How in-terr-rres-ting!" Dad, about the Old Almaden Winery--apparently the second oldest winery in California.
	"It was very over it soon after my day started." Mike, after being back at work after vacation.
	"I like you sometimes." Me "Is now one of those times?" Hopeful Mike
	"I'm so excited. I'm so excited for everything: my hamburger, my beer, the game." Nicole in between softball playoff games.
	"I have the best masseuse. She kicks my ass and I love it. She's like a crazy catwoman." Sue
	"Apparently they have a vendetta against me. Me and everyone else there dressed in orange. God hates Clemson fans." Mike, mad about his team losing their game.
	"God, are we weird?" Denny on Boston Legal. "So weird." Alan. Love that show and it's quirky characters.
	"If you want to spend money, you come to the right place. I am always here to help you spend WISELY to make your life more enjoyable NOW, not when you retire and pruney with achy joints." Dad
	"I can't commit to one whole cupcake." Flor, on Sprinkles not having minis.
	"Didn't you have to go to the bathroom?" Me "Oh yeah I forgot." Flor
	"Oh man that drink makes me thirsty--thanks!!! They need to add mimosas on that list. I'd send one to you everday." Nicki, on one of my first superpokes to her.
	"BTW... I have to high school chat with you about something if you have time." Nicki
	"I tried to organize mine in terms of how offensive they are." Nicki, on her Facebook flair.
	"We're the coolest people ever." Mike, to me, remembering our wedding.
	"The girls! The girls!" Leah, afraid of a dress revealing to much.
	"I love it. It makes everything more fun, even cleaning the toilet. Celebrate things being clean! Cause you have the goal of being able to say that when you are done." Nicki on our Celebrate philosophy.
	"Oh did I give you your money?" Me "No but I wasn't gonna send anyone after your kneecaps just yet." John
	"You need multiples depending on your outfit." Matt on iPhone cases
	"I'm not really Apple person so this is my first stint." Me, on my iPhone "Oh I can't imagine life without Apple." Matt as we're leaving Apple headquarters.
	"Look they have real Coke--is that the in thing?" Dad about seeing people in Sprinkles drinking from Coca-Cola bottles
	"They don't know anything--they don't read fashion magazines." Mom on guys and choosing purses.
	"You will feel cute carrying it. Bags are kind of like big sunglasses!" Steph
	"When you update your purse and people think you know a bit of what's going on in the world." Mom
	"You have too many hoodies. If I'm with you and you want to buy a hoodie, I'm calling the police." Mom
	"A cozy restaurant sounds perfect for these chilly nights =) And I have been on an eating binge lately - so I am looking forward to once again eating way too much yummy food and chatting w/my friends!!" Silly Steph
	"It's bigger and red and soft and slouchy..." Me "At first, I didn't know what you were describing so it was kinda odd...sounded like lips or something! Ha!" Mers, on my purse.
	"Growing away from friends means growing towards new ones... yet keeping your roots around everyone." Payless Eric, in a rare wise streak. ;-)
	"Who slapped me?" Marc, after reading last month's quotes. ;-)
	"At least it's not longer cuz that would suck. That's too long for me to be away from home. I get homesick and friendsick." Nicole, on her upcoming trip.
	"Saturday is coming!!! Tapas with tha Papas." Funny rhyming Matt D.
	"I'm great! I so love my new purse." Me "That's wonderful! I so love our organized bedroom!" DJ
	"Yah quotes! I love these. God I need to be more like EVE." Flor "Hahahaha why do you say that??? I like you the way you are." Me "I like those eve quotes. I wish I had the drive to write stuff down." Flor
	"Celebrate that I'm having pixy sticks now and plan to be flying soon." Silly Nicki
	"Wow, you are really up to date since you included my text from this morning!!" DJ, on my quotes.
	"I guess September should just be renamed to the month of Marc quotes. If he was around more often then you would be a very busy person!"
	"I had Thai noodles after dance and couldn't sleep. Do they put MSG in it?" Me "Most likely. It tasted too sweet and intense for any natural flavor. In general, don't eat Thai Food at night!! Your Thai food Expert & Adviser." Dad
	"The last two weeks were absolutely stupidly crazy. We had our launch last week. This week it's just back to regular crazy, which is nice." Rick E.
	"Went crazy with itinerary. I have a really scary spreadsheet." Susan, on her upcoming vacation to France.
	"Why you free at night? Man, must be a slow week for you.... You're usually booked in the evenings." Mark
	"Toys and wine make me happy." Yed with his AppleTv
	"I like the pancetta in the salad it's like a blt without the tomato." DJ
	"Why do you gotta do that? Why can't you kiss me instead? Or do something quietly while I sleep." DJ on me lightly punching him.
	"I also like the one of you and me where you are smiling and totally cute and I'm doing some crazy jazz pose. Oh, and the one where I'm pointing. I look kind of mean, and I can send that to people who act up!" Leah, on wedding pics she wants to have copies of.
	"We had Korean bbq. I think I'm done with that stuff for at least a good few months... A lot of cows had to die to make that happen." Onray
	"I must have eaten 50 times the daily recommended allowance of food. It was beautiful." Onray
	"Yeah, if it happens great, if not, I'll just buy some off of ebay or something. Maybe amazon... Free shipping ." Onray, on having kids.
	"I'm flip flopping for you." Me, to our receptionist, wearing my flip flops. "Back to normal." Her response.
	"I'm up to my eyeballs in red tape... It makes me sad and mad at the same time." Mark
	"My yelp review would be..." Brad, telling me about a restaurant experience.
	"Well I haven't gotten my flu shot yet." Gisela, joking when we were sharing her soup.
	"I've set up a web site where your friends can bid on having lunch with you." Payless
	"What else do you need me to do? If you want a servant go to Thailand and get one." Dad, on me asking him to hand me something.
	"I'm very excited for the election--I just can't wait!" New obsessed Mom.
	"That's a taco?" Mike looking at my order "Yeah. Why?" Me "I thought tacos were the crunchy ones." Mike "That's at Taco Bell. These are real taqueria tacos. Welcome to California." Me
	"Bonus chunk!" Taylor getting an extra big piece of cheese.
	"I've done my research cause I'm trying to get smarter." Yed, on betting on football
	"It's not about who wins, it's about the bets." Me making fun of betting Yed.
	"Sometimes you gotta sweat em out. Man that was rough--I'm tired." Yed, winning a close game.
	"Oh well need a lot of that." Matt on a pitcher of sangria.
	"We're not mushroom people." Mike
	"Is this Northern or Southern Spain? Do these people look indigenous?" David, at Cascal
	"Do you want a shot of tequila? It's good for the throat." Waiter, after he heard me clear my throat.
	"I have a fruit salad in my glass--an alcoholic fruit salad." Matt sangria
	"I'm in it to win it so I have to stay awake." Mike on having a double espresso after dinner.
	"There's something to be said for a good sangria buzz." Matt
	"You bet with your head, not with your heart." Yed, on betting against the Niners
	"I know you hate me--that's ok. I'm gonna get beat up by two women today." Yed, betting against both Nicole and I's teams.
	"The power of the shirt." DJ while his team is winning while he's wearing his Panthers shirt
	"This is definitely not good for my blood pressure--we're definitely gonna have to have a bottle of wine later." Yed, watching football games he has money on.
	"It seems all late when you get up so early." Mike at 1pm on Sunday when we got up at 10am to watch football.
	"I'll let my heart rest up and get back to normal for a few days--until next weekend.
	"I don't have a lot of pennies, but if I lose I'm paying you in 100 pennies." Yed, side betting with a friend.
	"I'm still upset about her getting a divorce." Me, about Sarah McLachlan "She's gonna come out with some great music." Yed
	"You guys earned it yesterday with all the text messages I sent you." Yed on dinner
	"If you're gonna get one, yeah I want one." Mike, on ordering a White Castle t-shirt
	"So far our marriage has survived the Bush years so it can only get better!" Laurie, on her anniversary.
	"He spent too much time worrying about wearing a goddamn suit to the game." Yed, on Niner coach Nolan getting fired.
	"You're so sleeping on your side of the bed tonight." Karla
	"Every time I hang out with you outside of dance--sometimes inside--I get on your quote board." Karla "You're a lucky girl." Me
	"I would gladly re-live the last week because it was so great with you all happy and it made me feel great, even though it was probably one of the worst weeks in Clemson history! That's seriously the best compliment I can give." Mike, trying to score points with me.
	"The tea is good quality. Even the water tastes good." Dad, satisfied with the restaurant.
	"McCain's wife looks nicer." Mom "Why don't they swap? Then I'll vote for him." Dad, kidding about Obama.
	"You know you're in the silicon valley when you're each adding the person across the dinner table as a friend in facebook while you speak." Me
	"We're having a romantic dinner... corn dogs!!! Woohoo!! Love this man." Matt, the night before he got married.
	"Were gonna have a wii honeymoon in front of the TV." Matt
	"This will be our 4th gay marriage. Hopefully it won't be our last." Peggy, lady who married Matt and David in Redwood City.
	"I like your shirt." Peggy, to me. "What does her shirt say?" Husband Zale, who performed part of the ceremony with her. "Celebrate." Peggy "Well what else would it say?" Funny Zale
	"Is there anything you'd like to say to each other?" Peggy, as part of the wedding ceremony. "I love you." Matt "I love you." David. So sweet.
	"You know I have to have everything you do." Matt's response when asked by new hub David if he wanted a coffee mug at Peets.
	"These guys get around. He used to work at Pasta Pomodoro." Matt, about a guy working at Peets.
	"This is gonna be a quotable day." Me "Totally. Wait til the bubbles start popping." Matt D., right after he got married.
	"How do coffee and bubbles go?" Me, after we all had coffees. "We're about to find out." David S.
	"We're gonna need to give you a straw so you can still quote and drink." Matt, to me
	"Who's gonna carry who?" Me "I already have a hernia--that's not gonna happen." Matt
	"Your parents are married." Me, to the dogs, when we got back to Matt and David's place. "Yeah, you're not bastards anymore." James
	"I can't believe that just happened. Wow." Matt, post marriage.
	"Look honeymoon!" James, showing the dog Honey's bottom.
	"Now daddy can't break up with me." Matt, talking to his dog. "Not without complications." David S.
	"Round 2?" Matt after soup and appetizers at lunch.
	"I see a long nap in my future." James L, after our big lobster lunch.
	"As a man I'm hot." Flor, dressed up for the masquerade ball.
	"I'm so excited about this damn food." Flor
	"I wasn't crafty cause I'm crafty; I'm crafty cause I'm broke." Flor on making her own mask.
	"I like this car. It's big." Flor to Mike
	"Married and loving it. I feel a little different in a very good way." Matt
	"Are you guys hungry?" Ro, after we arrived "I'm ok but I can always eat." Me "You guys can always eat--that's why we like you." Sug
	"This night is so great." Ro after going to Tommy's then Winchell's "And you've only been here for 10 minutes." Suga
	"Anyone want any donut holes?" Ro "Is that the amuse bouche? I had my sweet, I'm saving up for the savory." DJ
	"These are the best cake donut holes I've ever had--I don't even like cake donuts." Ro
	"I can't text when I'm sleepy though." Ro, on iPhone vs a normal phone.
	"How's the beer?" Me "It's ok, it's a bit skunky." Mike "We have other kinds." Sug "It's ok I'll drink it it still has alcohol in it." DJ
	"What'd we do for entertainment before you came along?" Me, making fun of Mike after a laugh attack with my cuz. "I aim to please." Mike "I'm glad you came along." Sug
	"We're going to have Wii and wedding cake night." Just Married Matt
	"iClean is the best. Flannel pajamas work too." Rochelle, on cleaning her iPhone.
	"Should I have a donut or not?" Me, around 11:30am. "Either way it's going to be 30 minutes to an hour before you get food into your mouth." Ro
	"I don't really care about your fake baby." Ro, to Sug who wants her to feel his stomach.
	"I'm gonna eat cow and I'm wearing your 'good egg' necklace." Nicki , getting ready for her night out.
	"Oh he's white too." Ro, to Mike about the people who are coming to dinner
	"He has an 8 pack and she has fake boobs." Ro's description.
	"I love nuggets." DJ, while eating them at Chick Fil A.
	"That was the most satisfying Chick Fil A experience." Me, after a lunch of their new chicken strips.
	"I try and keep em juicy." Mike on saving and reheating nuggets
	"You're cute." Mike to me "You're just on a nugget high." Me "That's true." Mike
	"It's aiding the digestion process." DJ in massage chair at Bed Bath and Beyond.
	"You want some chocolate?" Ro "No thanks--I don't want to ruin the chick fil a taste in my mouth." Mike
	"I thought you had terets or something." Sugar, on my reaction to eating Sour Patch Kids. "I thought terets is when you swear a lot." Me "That's the cool kind." Mike
	"Are you the one who did Baby Got Back? You didn't even need the words!" Paul, to Mike.
	"Get 49." Ro "Ill have 49. What's 49?" Krij, ordering.
	"It has an afterkick." Ro on a sauce.
	"I'm so full. I need a second stomach so I can eat more." Mike
	"I wanna eat more but I'm full." Ro
	"I drink alone by myself... when Dan's not around." Paul
	"We were in the same sorority/fraternity." Ro, on how her and Sug met "I'm surprised cause I hate those people." Paul
	"They're cute when they're drunk." Sug keeping on filling up Mike and I's glasses with sangria.
	"Mike, can I get a hug so I can feel that hard chest?" Krij to another Mike
	"I'm so sweaty and everyone wants to hug me!" Ro at her baby shower
	"Oh I'm big so I get the big room." Excited Ro in the bathroom
	"I can say baby and cross my legs as much as I want." Mike, finding out the guys weren't playing the baby shower game.
	"Everyone come here. I'm going to tell a story about getting old and I need an audience." Aunt Diana
	"Why are you so happy?" Me "My team can't lose today." DJ, on a Saturday that Clemson had a bye.
	"The good thing about being pregnant is you can wear pajama-like clothes all the time." Ro
	"The shirt wins again!" Mike, convinced the Carolina Panthers win when he wears his Panther's shirt.
	"Look Sug we might actually score." Me, watching the Niner game. "Oh we'll score, it's just a matter of what." Sug "So you have confidence that we won't turn the ball over." Me. On the next play our qb fumbles. "Let's try some positive thoughts." Sug
	"Would you like another, miss mimosa?" Waitress "Ah sure. Me. She did call me miss mimosa--any nicknamer is a friend of mine
	"Bubbled out... drinking water." Matt "Wow bubbled out! Never thought I'd hear you say that." Me "Just for a day. I can always bubble baby." Matt "Oh yeah that's my hub 1.25 I know and love!" Me
	"I usually watch the game at home so I can fall asleep on the couch." Sug
	"It's bad enough he scored but he was wearing green shoes." Sug's friend
	"Either people are making out or fighting." Sug, about a bar by their house.
	"Can we go to Taco Bell?" James, about hanging out.
	"Can you get an egg roll at this time?" James at Jack and the Box at 9am.
	"Well we are going errand shopping for me... it's the least I can do. I'll be the man on this date and drive and pay." Nicole
	"I can eat whatever I want but the hospital food is actually good! It's Newport beach you know--ha ha j/k." Ro, on the hospital she'll deliver her babies in.
	"OMG ... one week wedding anniversary. Wii are still SO happy!!!" Cute just married Matt.
	"Golly gee!" Me and my new expression. "I haven't heard that in while... Aren't you glad to have me back to bug you about swearing in 50s terms?" John R.
	"How was your weekend w/your cousin? Did she LOVE her new fabulous Kate Spade? You two buy each other the BEST gifts." Steph
	"Ok, let's talk Gossip Girl for a second...is it the BEST show ever? I act like I am 12 when I watch the show =)" Steph "Did you see my Facebook status today????? I'm ALL about gg--just watched last night and I'm OBSESSED so I'm right there with you." Me
	"My wacky sense of humor throws almost everyone! Probably not you, though." Kim, my wedding photographer. ;-) Guess she's worked with me enough to know I'm super random!
	"You may need communication classes..." Me, joking with Flor when I asked her if she had plans for lunch and she replied with "Y" but meant yes we should have lunch.
	"I don't look like her and I wouldn't want to dress up like her!" My response to Flor saying I should dress up as Sarah Palin.
	"I was all geared up for even and flor time. No way you can get out? I want to make you smile." Flor, on me having plans for lunch.
	"We are going to be good pals!" Flor, to me.
	"It is going to be a fun trip, but I am going to come home feeling awful from eating tons and drinking EVERY DAY!" Steph
	"Ok, GG....I feel the same on EVERY issue as you... [goes on to itemize each of them] Ok, back to real life..." Steph
	"So, that gives us time to get one last Mexican meal in... KIDDING! But some kind of food." James who has been loading up on Mexican food while in California.
	"Eating Panda. Kung Pao is good." Living in Hong Kong James.
	"I'm gonna be a boob tonight instead of a cat." Nicki, on Halloween.
	"It's like mashed potatoes with a ground beef center battered and then deep fried--what's not to like?" Mike, on an appetizer at Fresca.
	"I thought you didn't like custard." Me "I like custard." Mike "You never eat the dan tarts at dim sum." Me "That's cause that's egg custard." Mike "What do you think all custard is made out of?" Me "I don't like custard that tastes too eggy." Mike
	"Can you have less conversational quotes?" Me, taking a while to note them down. "Sorry I'll have shorter ones--I'll start leaving out words." Mike
	"Tell her we look like a 3rd grade video game so between the three of us we'll even each other out." Mike about Nicole's text about wearing a scantly clad outfit.
	"Nickis a boob." Me "Oh I wanna see a boob!" Rodd
	"If you would've brought mushrooms you would've been the hit of the party." Rodd on me being Mario from Super Mario Brothers.

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