"How ws your news year EVE EEEEEVVVVVVEEEEE? Well HAPPY NEW YEAR! Any big plans for this year? JK I thought Id be the first to ask - was I?" Bob
	"There she is. The Lunchstigator." David, about me.
	"Oh yeah... I don't work near Laurie anymore. Gonna have to triangulate." David, on lunch plans
	"I've had a few conversations with him and I kissed his face but I've never met him." Laurie, about James.
	"Who? Me? How? What? When?" David's reaction to me saying he'd been quoted already earlier today.
	"Did you have fun off in the other part of the world?" John K., about the holiday break. "Hahahahaha it's the same country." Me, about the Carolinas "There are more differences from region to region in the US than from country to country if you ask me." John
	"I just love NFL football so I'm stoked for the playoffs." Me "Yeah for sports with balls that are shaped like lemon drops." Payless Eric
	"So I guess I shouldn't make my own drinks. Kinda like you." Mike, to me, after not feeling so well the next day.
	"Hey I can't see!" Mike. Opens his eyes. "Oh that helps." Loopy Mike
	"See I entertain you--I don't get like that over beer. Damn vodka!" Mike
	"Seriously why are people making noise at 10 o'clock in the morning? It should be against the law!" Mike, one weekend.
	"Maybe tomorrow if I'm not drunk I'll get up and clean out my turkey fryer." Mike
	"Are these all quotes for me? Damn I'm good." Mike, seeing me writing things down.
	"Do we have any bendy straws? Cause then I could drink water without moving my head." Mike, in bed one day.
	"Happy New Year! I would like to get a call in 2007 from Eve." Dice's message.
	"Hi this is your HK correspondent calling to check in with the latest reports. Or to get the latest reports." James
	"Last night I went to the Justin Timberlake concert. AMAZING! I love him. I am about 10 seconds away from hanging his poster in our bedroom ;-)" Stephanie
	"Go bears. Boo to Rodd." Hope's text before the Chicago/Seattle NFL playoff game.
	"Forgive? May I please still come to the wedding?!?!!? Pretty please with Bucky's BBQ on top?!?!!?" Leigh Anne
	"I think I live in a crazy parrallel universe. I'm not quite sure whats going on in my life and I've tried to stop trying to understand it." James
	"Did you get the traditional 20th century birthday invitation?" Dice, on the paper mailed invite.
	Or you can get them their own computer. They keep wanting to use mine...Of course, there's only so many times mom and dad can make the meatball roll off the plate." Dice, on his 2 year old boys.
	"We are all sick at my house. This is the first time something has hit all 3 of us and sucks. My husband has used up 2 cans of Lysol. I'm not exaggerating - in fact it might be more." LesliE
	"Why do you have to be so excited at bedtime? Why can't you just be sleepy?" Mike, to me.
	"I'm partying my single ass off." Payless Eric
	"I dont know how my party skills are anymore...they haven't been used in so long!!" Mommy Steph
	"I just found out my office is moving again! This will be my 5th building and my 9th desk!" Boston Stacy.
	"I wish I had time to shop for pants - then I wouldn't look like such a ragamuffiin at the office. And sausage squeezed into the small size - I need to go up a size too." One of my friends, sympathizing with me.
	"I don't always feel hungry after the gym either...just thirsty, so that's why I eat the Jello usually." Boston Stacy
	"Funny, we went to Legal for dinner and I thought about texting you, but my food came. :-)" Boston Stacy
	"I wonder where I got the idea of the memorable stuff!! From you!" Tiff, on a section of her website.

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