"Oh my god my head is a orange on a toothpick!" Nicki's text on new year's day.
	"I wish someone wood take my head n return it when it didnt hurt. it hurts to think good thing im not!" Nicki's other new year's text.
	"I just drove on james street by my house will never be the same now i thought of cows." Nicki
	"How'd you feel the next day? You were REALLY happy'" Kathi to me on nye at Rodd's.
	"I drove 60+ miles from my parents to Purdue (my college). I passed ZERO Starbucks - which I was searching for. Instead, I passed a live cow birthing center.... That pretty much sums up my trip - ha ha ha." Kathi on Indiana Kathi
	"How do u feel today besides tired?" Me "More tired." Mike
	"I tried to squeeze too many things or places into one night." Stacy, on her busy new years eve.
	"I'm hoping 30 is the magic age to meet someone special. You and Mike are my examples since you found each other at that age (well, technically 29, but close enough)." Krissy
	"If I was queen of the world there would be no firecrackers." Sylvia
	"What's with boys and loud sounds and blowing things up?" Sylvia
	"Any quotes for January? I loved mine." Brian B.
	"Oooo - 20 spots left with 22 no replies - I'm gonna live dangerously for a while and give a maybe ;-) LOL..." David's evite reply just to get a rise out of me.
	"I'll try to get plenty peppy on the booze then surf the city whole sobering up." David's plan for my party.
	"Life's just too short to be unhappy at work, ya know?" Tami
	"LOL...you've just witnessed Tami's lack of memory in action!!" Tami
	"His name is Chris–5 letters this time." Krissy, on a boy.
	"Why are you at home drinking ginger tea?" Onray "Oh and I was feelin nauseous and my mom said ginger was good for it and put it in hot water." Me "Nauseous? Congratulations!!!" Onray's reaction. "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. That's not it!" Me
	"News. Neither good nor bad." James' e-mail subject.
	"Maybe babies are like adults... they don't want to be pressured." Onray on how some people try so hard to get pregnant and some just get pregnant quickly.
	"Quitting their jobs and traveling around Australia? Been there. Done that. That is so 2004." James on finding out a few friends are doing that now.
	"This is so exciting! Now you can start your countdown." LesliE, on Mike getting his start date set–January 30th :-D
	"I'm excited for your party. It's gonna be the party of the year for sure." Cute Victor
	"We might have to do a world tour." Eric, on getting married.
	"I don't know wine adjectives in German. I don't know them in English let alone a foreign language." Eric, on wine tasting in Germany.
	"You know I am in Eve withdrawal when I get on IM!!" Loeby
	"DID you just send me something with DOGS on it????" Loeb
	"Saving money is hard and so not fun. Spending is better." Kimi
	"Dan you and I showed a sad showing on the updated quotes list....we are definitely getting nudged out on not doing cool enough quotes for the list...I think it's time to start ramping back up on 'quotable' expressions and verbal thoughts....I am officially turning off my 'inner voice' to try and help boost the team quota." Nicki
	"Maybe I'll check ur evite for ur party. I'm bored." Nicki
	"Omg baby. Got bad news." Mike's text "What?!" My reaction "I have bad news 4 ur next sc bar visit." "NO MORE mini bottles?????????????????????" "Sorry. They r gone." Mike. The horror!!!!
	"Yes, yes ... the party. Dave W and I will be shooting our rap video while there." David
	"I'm lame." LesliE "Ha you're not lame." Me "Well, I just have mommy brain." LesliE
	"If I show up next week, I'll be a millionaire!" Daniel, very excited at his poker achievement.
	"I have no idea where she got those lashes, but I'm very jealous." LesliE, on her 1 year old daughter
	"It would b great to have u there!" Me, talking to Leslie R about trying to make it to my party. "Ya, that would be a really fun birthday for you ;-)" Funny Melts
	"When is the big day he is moving?" Leslie R. "17 days now. But it's like the SLOWest countdown ever." "Oh please 17 days, that's nothing. Seriously that's a blink of an eye." Leslie "I'm SOOOOOOOOO impatient." Me "I know me too. I am impatient for Mike to get here damn it. Move already!" Funny Leslie
	"When do her dance classes start? She'd be cute in costume. Maybe next year's recital." Hope, on LesliE's 1 year old.
	"I've decided work gets in the way of my life." James
	"I feel like my eyeballs are floating and I don't even know why--I didn't drink that much." Mike, after going out the night before.
	"I am in alternate states of bliss (snuggling with peaceful sleepy Belle) and panic (when I haven't slept all day and she is crying at 2am) but loving every moment." New mommy Cori Jayne.
	"I love free pour--you can drink fast and tip a lot." Matt T
	"I dunno--ask me in the morning. I can't think." Drinking Jeremy's response to my question.
	"Do you know him?" Krissy "No, but he just headbutted me." Mike on a random guy in a bar in SC
	"I don't want to be parasitic--I like being productive." Keith, on being a lawyer.
	"Soon once I get my hives set up, I'll have an overflow of honey." Keith all excited about bee keeping.
	"I like this present--I'm in it a lot." Krissy on the ofoto calendar present I gave Mike.
	"Man, you should sell cars." Ryan, on me and getting responses to my bday party
	"It does seem like a blast. Open bar is dangerous with my new lushiness." Anjali
	"I took a time out on lush. I'll hold off till your bday. I know I'm nutty. I suck at knitting but can play blackjack like a champ." Anjali
	"I should call you Bobbette the builder." Me on Tiff and her house building project.
	"Do you like rabbits?" Random Sylvia
	"Someone's gotta stick up for the homeboy out here." David, on having Mike's back.
	"I have a lot to teach him." David, about Mike.
	"When I'm at home, I'm hungry all the time because I'm so close to the refrigerator!" Mers
	"My cool single girl car turned 124,000 today on my way to work. I realized it will be 10 years old in March." LesliE
	"We have to remember that the 30s are the new 20s :-)" Steph
	"I may have to sell drugs to pay for it, but I'm coming to your birthday party." Ryan
	"Mike just called to arrange his flight out here NEXT sat. One weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk." Me, all excited "THAT IS SO FRIGGIN' COOL!!!" Matt D., on Mike moving out here.
	"I can't believe I get paid to do this stuff...it's so freakin' fun. Being a cop is the best thing ever." Clayton
	"I am tired of working. I want to go home and drink." Mers
	"Say Jason Kosol!" Abbie, to Christian on what he says every once in a while. "No! Give me five dollars." Christian
	"We've never been obliterated drunk together before." Sis Niff, to me.
	"Oh my thongie." Niff
	"I know when you quote me cause when something comes out of my mouth I think 'oh that's a quote.' See your probably are gonna write that down now." Niff
	"I'm wearing my mom's underwear." 8 year old niece Abbie. "I'm walking weird cause my underwear is down to my knees." Abbie, an hour later.
	"Woo hoo we're gonna be on the internet!" Sis' Matt, on me taking a pic of him. "I had one quote." Matt "I had five." Abbie
	"Watch out--she's gonna write down what you say." Abbie, filling in Matt's brother.
	"She loves football. I didn't get that gene--it was environmental and genetic and it still skipped me." Niff, comparing herself to me.
	"What's a virgin?" Abbie "It's someone who's never done something before." Amy "I'm not a virgin." Abbie
	"Isn't virgin a horoscope?" Abbie "No that's Virgo." Amy
	"Did you do the keg stands yet?" Me to Mike during his house party. "No, that comes much later." Mike's response
	"Sorry I had to go so quickly--Jeremy was yelling at me to get the wings." Mike "Is he being a hostzilla?" Me "Yeah." Mike
	"Be careful--she will put you in a website." Abbie
	"We had our first accident of the night. We tried to put frozen wings in the turkey fryer and nearly burnt the house down." Mike
	"Be young, be fun, drink lots of Coke." Mike
	"Yo yo yo what's up my peeps." Abbie's text to me
	"At the beginning it tastes good but at the end it tastes bad." Abbie trying a sip of her mom's raspberry Stoli lemonade.
	"We have to take before and after sister pictures." Niff, before we went out for her bachelorette party.
	"Any form of a mullet is a guaranteed swap." Amy, playing a pick a guy bar game with her friend.
	"Waitress--we've got some dry people over here!" Niff, at a table at the bar.
	"Do you know the latest blonde thing I did?" Laurie
	"I want to dance on a bar. I've never done it before." Me "What??? That's horrible!" Niff
	"That's my little memory." Niff, on a scar from falling off a bar while dancing on it.
	"So the zebra..." One of Amy's conversations.
	"We gotta pack it in girlfriend--it's our last hour." Niff, out for her bachlorette party.
	"What's that in your pocket?" Niff, to Amy's bro at his house later. "Porn. I told the guys I was coming home to a bachlorette party add they gave it to me." Amy's bro
	"We used white out on his eyebrows." Matt, on part of his bachelor party.
	"Why do you have so many layers?" Me, to Cisch wearing 2 pairs of pants and shorts. "I have one more layer." Cisch "What?" Me "Skin." Cisch
	"You should see the picture I took of the pad thai I ate in Thailand." Dad, so excited. Knew I got it from somewhere! ;-)
	"So this weekend I was like yeah next weekend is Eve's party and stuff. And then I was like oh man it's in 2 weeks!" Nicki
	"I just want it to be ur bday already! Although I'm not done buying ur gifts." Cute Nicki
	"Mr. Matt - the Multi-Tasker. It helps when you iTunes cranked up with some serious beats." Matt D.
	"Yeah now that I'm fat, bald, and Chinese... I'm kind of conspicuous." Onray
	"I'm so looking forward to a super fun night on 'Da boat' whoohoooo." Hawaiian lingo Laurie
	"Writing to a guy--I have no idea. I'd write to your dog if you asked me to." Nicki
	"Ha I just busted up myself." Me on something funny I said. "Hahahaha yep now u r me. I kill myself daily with jokes only I hear. I am my personal favorite comic." Nicki
	"Who needs to pay for entertainment when u have freaks for friends." Nicki
	"I have the worst diet--it's all about french fries and chocolate cake." Dance teacher Corie
	"What's with the brain teasers?" LesliE on a complicated across the floor combination.
	"Did you plan?" Corie "Yeah, but it happened at the starting line." Steph, on getting pregnant.
	"Did you eat yet? I'm gonna make something... Eggs... Maybe ham and eggs. Do you like that, Dad?" Me "I like anything I don't have to make." Dad
	"I haven't yet achieved the notoriety of ekosol.com, but I'm on my way!!!" James on his blog.
	"We didn't plan. In the old days no one planned. And if you got a baby you did." Mom, on if she planned to have kids.
	"Everyone do something stupid cause Mike's not here yet. Look at me dancing in the kitchen in my pajamas!" Nutzo Mom
	"It's all about the bottom line. You always have to come back to the bottom line." Steph, on relationships and conflict.
	"It's your boobs birthday?" Rodd's reaction to my "Happy Birthday my twinses!" status.
	"My life's pretty portable... As long as there's a ranch99, a walmart, a few supermarkets, and a best buy sort of store, I could just as well be living anywhere on the planet." Onray
	"Wow, Eve. You really take your parties seriously." James, on me spending several hours planning the music.
	"Well I'm not as good at finding things butt I am good at pulling stuff outta my bung." Nicki
	"Good date tonight. I'll write some more spice later. Don't worry, it will come." Nicki
	"Christ! Nothing rhymes with orange!" Poeming Loeby
	"It's hard to rhyme sober." Loeby
	"Hi, how are you?" Me "Drunk. How are you?" Mike "Not drunk." Me "Oh that's too bad for you." Mike
	"Oh your friends are gonna pass my resume around. That's exciting. One reason to have a daughter." Dad
	"Fame! I'm gonna live forever..." Dad randomly singing.
	"Dad, you're so entertaining--you should have your own reality show." Me "Anything you are gonna write down in that secret book you write in sometimes?" Dad, not aware of my quotes page.
	"It's dim sum day!" Susan
	"So many questions I know. I'm a bit hyper. :-)" Me "You have every right to be hyper! ONE MORE DAY!!! LOL" Matt D.
	"Signing off so I the temptation to chat is gone." Matt D.
	"OK Resume sent to u MAN....... THANKS, Merci Boogoo, Gracias, Gracie, Dunkashain, Kob Khun Krub, Tdau Jea, Seh-seh, Arigato-gosaimasu (forward all my thanks to Lisa too)." Dad
	"I buy u a luxury dinner when I get a job." Dad
	"I am down to my last dime, need to eat! Work for food!" Dad
	"Jason kosol, jason kosol." Dad's IM "Why u saying ur name weirdo?" Mr "Jason kosol." Dad "Ur weird. Maybe thats y i like u." Me "U r supposed to like me, I am ur Dad. If u don't like me then u can not like yourself." Dad's response.
	"Maybe we should make a james cut-out to have there." Nicki, on us missing James and him not being able to be at my birthday party.
	"Boy am I having a creative day. Art is shooting out my butt." Nicki
	"I need your help." Guy, to me at work. "Ok..." Me "I need your help finishing a bottle of wine." His explanation. "Oh, I see--I can help with that!" Me
	"You make sure Mike's flight is not delayed so he can come to Chinese dinner." Grandpa, to me.
	"I can't talk right now, I'm cooking steaks!" Daniel
	"Marisa's sister is hot." Yed, on the OC "She looks young. How old is she?" Me "14." Yed
	"Hello Mike. Welcome to California. Welcome to the family." Grandpa, at Chinese New Year dinner. How cute is he?
	"Please don't say shut up to me." Me "What about be quiet?" Mike "No." Me "What about hush puppy?" Funny Mike

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