"Are you really drunk????" Me, noticing Daniel's IM status.
"Heehee... I'm trying. It may be morning there, but it's drinking time in Oklahoma!"
"Isn't it 2pm (there)????" Me
"Yup." says DarkDan {Drunk}.

"E-V-E, you are a soap opera." Steph

"I'm either going to hell or to an insane asylum." Me, to Daniel.
"I vote for Hell, you'll have more fun on the way." Daniel.

"I think we're going to see the twin towers movie on friday." Kimi, on the Lord of the Rings movie.

"Now the Raider Nation goes into mourning." Dice's Dad.
"That'll be easy–they're alerady wearing black." Dice

"Fuck you Raiders!" Rodd, after every play that went badly for the Raiders or well for Tampa Bay.

"He drank a whole Bud Light–not just the neck." Us, at Rodd's watching the Super Bowl.

"This has got bite.... I think I'm drunk." Stopher, on drinking half of a Bud Light.

"Well, there's gonna be a riot either way." Stopher, on whether the Raiders win or lose.

"If I won 80 million I'd use it to put a downpayment on a house here." Eric

"Hey, how can you root against the Raiders? If nothing else root for the Bay Area. Or root for the color black." Javy.

"They really don't want you to do this." Chris, going through two sets of screwdrivers to get his Xbox to work on a hotel TV.

"I didn't want to miss the midgets." Eric, on watching the "Man vs. Beast" show in picture in picture while watching something else.

"Do I have to start clucking like a chicken?" Loeby
"Would that help the situation?" Me
"No, but it will annoy you and entertain me." Loeby

"Flying is now like driving a car, but safer cause there aren't as many planes to hit in the sky as there are cars to hit on the ground." Pilot Ryan

"Probably the best thing ANYONE could have, is to have you as a friend. If I had my way, I'd MAKE you be friends with all of my friends. I seriously think you'd make them all happy." Daniel, saying one of the nicest things ever to me. :-)

"Usually people aren't dealing drugs on top of your car." Eric, on an experience being in the Mission.

"You could say 'I could care less and supposebly 100 times a minute all my life and I'd be fine in comparison.'" Chris' way of explaining something that really upsets him.

"This is Eve time–find some down to earth sweetie who thinks you're the best thing since Niner football." Mike A's advice to me.

"I just say to hop on it like it's a bronco and you've got 8 seconds." Daniel, to me.

"I'll drive to the Carl's Jr. here if you drive to Carl's Jr there." Daniel, in OK, to me, before we started to have a big conversation.

":wq" Eric, to me , on IM.
"Okay, unix boy." Me
"Wrong window was active! Nerdy girl for recognizing that!" Eric, to me.

"I bet he's a vampire. The only time I see him is on the New Years Eve show and that's always at night." Onray, on Dick Clark.

"I've partied with Ruthie and a black midget." Yed, while watching the new Real World/Road Rules challenge.

"We are going to try to do lunch sometime next week one last time before he becomes Potato Dundee." Kevin H., about James.

"Lucky? What do you mean lucky? We beat their butts the second half." Mom, on people giving the Niners smack for the flags at the end of the game.

"I like living in the Bay Area. It's like a Brand Name place to live." Onray

"When's your bday?" Me, to Boston Mike.
"11-3." Mike
"Looks like a football record in progress to me. Me and my football mind " Me
"As a Bengals fan, I could say the same about your bday." Mike, about 2-6.

"Why don't they put Webster on top? Heidi, on the sleeping arrangements on the Surreal Life show.

"If you can afford a car like that, you don't need to get married." KORY

"1-2-3-4. I think you're a whore." Mom, chanting aruond the house.
"Mooooom!!!!" Me, thinking she's a nut.
"Well, Mark said it!" Mom's response.

"She showed my some commercial maneuvers." Ryan, on one of his pilot friends.
"Oh, is that what you call it?" Me

"Don't worry, when trauma needs to find you, it will." Eric, to me.
"No, trauma doesn't need to find me!!!" Me
"It seems to know where you live." Eric

"That's what happens when the crowd is roaring and you're meant to lose." Eric, on the Giants loss, reacting to the recent news about the penalty on the last play.

"If it is Raiders/Niners in the SuperBowl, we'll have to go to San Diego and spend the kids college fund..." Gerald

"Stay beautiful and cute (you get some free lunches that way :-P )!" Cheeckers, to me.

"My secretary got me a nice bottle of Vodka." James. Weird how law firms work.

"*Bows down to your niner knowledge*" Mikey, on an im football conversation we were having.

"Writing checks - have to sign my name to every check, it gets pretty messy after the first few." Mike, on paying his bills.
"Wow–you still write checks? How cute." Me, to him
"Yeah, I'm old school. Keepin it real." Mike

"I hope your holidays were great and that the new year will be kinder to you than 2002 (less weddings, stable job)." E-mail I got from Adam, a friend I used to work with at Adobe.

"I say wicked a lot to bug people/try to be more Bostonian." Huggy Mike

"Great game!!!!!!!! I watched it and looked for you. I am a convert! Packers sucked the last two games!!!" My Aunt Kathy in Wisconsin.

"Cheering for the worst team in the league has made me a very bitter football fan." Bengals fan Mike

"We need a miracle now." Guy sitting next to us at the Giants/Niner game when they were down 24 in the 3rd quarter and came back to win.

"I laugh at the fact they have the Niners retreads... It's like sloppy seconds." Scotchers, on the Raiders.

"What did you slap me for when we were in New Orleans on New Years?" Eric, to me.

"I'll have a Coke." Chris
"Is Pepsi OK?" Waiter
"No." Chris. I love it when people do that!