"I don't know how he plays piano like that–I play one song and couldn't do it like that in a million years. It's like eating pie." Dad, on the performance.

"I hope people don't clap too much–my hand get hurt." Dad, at a jazz concert we went to.

"I am the master of unrelated subjects together." Dad

"I've bought three cell phones in the time Eric decided to get one." Ryan

"I don't feel so fresh anymore." Eric, after spilling his Coke on the airplane.

"Finally a conversation worth listening to." Loeby, on the loud business travelers sitting behind us on the plane who switched their conversation to vodka.

"If you could put Survivor in an IV, I'd want them to stick it in me." Kevin, still into the show.

"Didn't you have to double-click on an icon to open it?" Flors, on Brandon not knowing what application he uses to update the menus.
Kevin and I laugh.
"Well, my husband's a chef! He doesn't know about these computer things." Flors

"I feel like a quarter pound of ground chuck." Anjali, after our burger lunch.

"I'm all sparkly. We'll have to see if I'm sparkly in the morning." Cori

"I didn't do anything until that afternoon cause I thought it was a dream." Reggie, on being woken up with a call from work at 3am one night.

"Hey Jo–introduce yourself, I'll give you a dollar." Yed, heckling Jo.
"Hey, I'm not that cheap–$2." Jo

"That's ugly." Me, joking about my mom's new pajama top.
"You're ugly. At least I can take this off, you can't take your face off." Mom's good come-back.

"Don't ever get married on Valentine's Day–all the restaurants are crowded and you get jipped out of a present." Mom

"We watched New Year's in New York at 9pm–that's the shortcut for old people." Dad